Simplicity
90% of conversations with me
  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what

To the anon. Here is a selfie I took before watching Catching Fire.
I am so happy because my dress came today and its so pretty and lovely and I’m never taking it off. If I showed you the whole thing, you would love it too, okay?
(The only selfie I will ever post….)
In other news, I reached over 2000 followers which is a crazy achievement.
~ellaphoa~
A blog of vintage, lace, elegance.

~ellaphoa~
A blog of vintage, lace, elegance.
  • Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime
  • Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread

  • Me: *Doesn't party*
  • Me: *Doesn't drink*
  • Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
  • Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
  • Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
  • Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

  • NORMAL PERSON: reads a book, likes it a lot, the end.
  • ME: reads a book, likes it a lot, becomes obsessed, falls madly in love with at least one character, reads every single fan fic known to mankind, devotes countless hours to blogging, talking, and flailing, grossly sobs on the floor at least once per day because of unrequited passion and emotions of OTP, then dies of emotional reaction to it, the end.

You don’t need to explain your dreams. They belong to you.
- Paulo Coelho (via loveyourchaos)

(Source: mariiiahelena)


  • me: why are those guys staring at me
  • me: is there something on my face
  • me: is there something on my shirt
  • me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
  • me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
  • friend: maybe they think you're cute
  • me: are you retarded or something

  • me: appearance is shit
  • me: personality is shit
  • me: personal life is shit
  • me: social life is shit
  • me: blog awesome
  • me: music taste awesome

  • normal people: popular in real life
  • weird people: popular on tumblr
  • me: unpopular in real life and tumblr

  • Why Normal Girls Cry: Boyfriends, breakups, getting rejected...normal things
  • Why I cry: Fictional characters, when my OTP looks at each other, my ships, fanfiction, pictures of hot, unattainable celebrities, parts in books where characters I liked die, when I watch the movie i've been waiting for FOREVER

  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY, YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Lock myself in room and goes on Tumblr*